I said it unto him who isn’t, and he wisely said nothing. Sometimes saying nothing is saying more than enough.

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled bec…”

“The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.”

“I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally fin…”

“It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.”