I saw her from afar. The game was afoot. I had astiffy.

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especial…”

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when…”