I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, perhaps because they were whispering.

“You may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.”

“When I’m introduced to a woman for the first time, I always say the same thing.…”

“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d alread…”

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”