I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He looks like me, talks like me, and thinks like me, but I won’t vote for him, because I always vote for myself.

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot…”

“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which woul…”

“I can do what Olympians couldn’t do. Of course they couldn’t do it because they…”