I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness can be oh so naughty.

“I feel like I’m late for love. I’ll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should ha…”

“I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”

“A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.
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“Grab life by the tail, and then pet it.”