I sell my wares to the world. My underwears.

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normal…”

“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For e…”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“It’s not stealing if I didn’t know it was in anybody’s possession, and I didn’t…”