I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine …”

“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regre…”

“I can’t see the wind. I can only see the effects of the wind, namely your love …”

“I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bat…”