I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.

“You don’t need brass knuckles to discover if a man has a glass jaw. All you nee…”

“140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.”

“If a policy isn’t working, don’t change the policy—change its name. That should…”

“The shirt I have on today is the color of a banana, and tomorrow’s shirt will a…”