I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.

“If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.”

“I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.
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“I would hate to see seventeen people with monosyllabic names like Mike or Ann d…”

“If I asked God to see into the future 50 years, and I couldn’t see myself, I wo…”