I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.

“So I am to be Robert’s replacement. On the one hand, there is no pressure, beca…”

“A brick could be used to stop people from reading my book. Just place the brick…”

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”

“I’d hang a walrus on my wall, and I’d name him Russ. But I’m not a hunter—I’m a…”