I slept so long last night that when I woke up I discovered a city had sprung up under my left armpit. This was staggering considering when I went to bed it was just a sleepy town.

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”

“The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on a…”

“I like saying things that are both repetitive and repetitive. But I never repea…”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which on…”