I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.

“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d …”

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also ar…”

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”

“Two bricks, parallel and horizontal, equals an equal sign.
”