I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.

“I once wrote a book ten stories high. Each story was a story.”

“I could write from anywhere, including the moon, provided I had a pencil and no…”

“Selling flesh-tearing torture devices for more than $55,555 dollars, now that’s…”

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash …”