I sneezed again. I guess it took me this long to find out I was allergic to skank.

“If wishes were fishes, this whole place would really stink.”

“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the c…”

“She loved you, Dex” Another fucking blow to my motherfucking heart. I was surpr…”

“Shit. I was supposed to be seducing him, wasn’t I? Not the other way around.”