I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged by cool ocean spray.

“A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “…”

“I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the sec…”

“My drug of choice is love. Sure, I’ve tried other drugs, but no other drug gets…”

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”