I so badly needed to self-destruct.

“And that for every negative event or coincidence that has happened since, imagi…”

“In my rush, I hadn’t tied my shoelaces. Noah was now tying them for me. He look…”

“I hate that I never managed to persuade you to watch Buffy. It's a flaw in you,…”

“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I …”