I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.

“The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.”

“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”

“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes earl…”

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced…”