I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it.

“A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachut…”

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The p…”

“I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talk…”

“I have the world’s third largest fourth place. I keep it in my empty trophy cab…”