I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while sitting in a wheelchair.


“People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to Go…”

“She was in Tennessee, and I was in Florida, and she said, “You’re too far away!…”

“I’ll throw some dirty clothes under your car and claim you ran over my anorexic…”

“A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, becaus…”