I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Gr…”

“Backing yourself into a corner is a terrible strategy, in that it leaves you no…”

“I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the…”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”