I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.

“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think …”

“I watch my feet as I walk along. Left, right, left, right, why is everything ab…”

“If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a …”

“And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I shou…”