...I stopped trying to figure out American juries around the same time Adam Sandler movies started raking in millions at the box office--people just don't act predictably.

“Some women are meant to change the world, while others are meant to hold it tog…”

“Most people who offer their help do it to make themselves feel better, not us. …”

“You know it's never fifty-fifty in a marriage. It's always seventy-thirty, or s…”

“Bleeding heart, he’d called her.Well. He should know.He’d been the first to rip…”