I sure hope Wrigley doesn't start making socks, because then I wouldn't be able to refuse if someone offered me some socks. I sure do love chewing on socks. They add lots of flavor while I'm biting my toenails.

“If our limbic system betrays our true intentions, and it’s beyond our conscious…”

“I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it…”

“I think the best punishment for a misbehaving child is to strap them to a chair…”

“I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.”