I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.

“A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Ge…”

“Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For exam…”

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society…”

“I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with eac…”