I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.

“She told me to draw the curtains shut, so I grabbed my pencil and began to sket…”

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”

“I dove in feet first. I like to dive in feet before I dive in hands, because I …”

“If I wouldn’t have looked under the hood, I’d have never noticed the problem. B…”