I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad taste in my mouth.

“What is life without death? That's like asking what is peanut butter without je…”

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectat…”

“I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I had to complain say…”