I take humor very seriously. I also take it three times a day, with meals.

“I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good …”

“The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.”

“I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.”

“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”