I take quite a lot of pride in not knowing what's cool.

“I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full o…”

“Last words are always harder to remember when no one knows that someone's about…”

“The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're intereste…”

“he is both the source of my happiness and the one i want to share it with. i …”