I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn’t spoken to me since. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!” “How not to get rejected: ask a fat chick out to dinner. Do you think obesity ev…” “Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.” “I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handl…”