I tell people she’s a pile of apples, and that I can’t wait to get in cider.

“I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than …”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”

“With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt …”

“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I…”