I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower.

“I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it woul…”

“I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew …”

“I remember the good old days. You must remember the good old days, because they…”

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundr…”