I think astronaut's helmets need to have Viking horns affixed to the side, to let any aliens we might encounter know that we came to pillage and probe.

“I’ve long suspected myself of being a suspicious person. But that’s OK, because…”

“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s…”

“One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle on…”

“I want to study a broad. Possibly French.”