I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.” “Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of…” “I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small fa…” “Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”