I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Mexican, midget. Maybe midgets are not an ethnicity, but they sure are funny.

“When I smile, not only do my ears rise, but so does my listening ability. When …”

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

“I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. W…”

“I am Captain Aptitude. Well, I will be, once I get acclimated to the climate at…”