I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them.

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it of…”

“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be t…”

“Signs offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.”

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair p…”