I think guns would be more effective if bullets worked like boomerangs.

“A brick could be used to create a new society, a perfect society, where there i…”

“Love sounds like an elephant weighs. I know, because I’ve seen it with my own t…”

“However, my next-door neighbors had an entirely different manner of eating. Whe…”

“I like spending time with my family. And if you have the same last name as me, …”