I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I have to say is grandma smelled better.

“If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd …”

“I should be a coach, because when my players win, I win. But when my players lo…”

“If I were an armadillo, and a stranger came up and said I looked familiar, and …”

“A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a sl…”