I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“At the beginning of their return trip home, fishermen might label their fish wi…”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain w…”

“My reputation precedes me. It shows up about fifteen minutes before I do, eats,…”