I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’m going into politics.

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“I had a dream about you. We went for a ride—you on all fours, and me on your ba…”

“I get along with everybody. You know this because everybody is a jerk, yet when…”

“A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportati…”