I think the best time to launch an assault on a city would be not only in the middle of the night, but also the middle of the sixteenth century. Yawn if you agree.

“I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could expe…”

“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for th…”

“I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered th…”

“With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want …”