I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?

“I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than …”

“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…”

“Because I’m emotionally immature, I’d prefer letting go of you early and always…”

“I sleep on my side. And if you’re not on my side, you’re against me.”