I think the perfect pen name is Quill McSeagull. Especially for writing flights of fancy—and nothing has more feathers than a love poem.

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple …”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”

“I had a sort of hooray! experience in front of the mirror today. I saw myself f…”

“I didn’t mean to drown him. But the soup was right there, and he was just a spo…”