I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.

“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my wr…”

“A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conser…”

“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of th…”

“I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
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