I thought I ran over a politician’s dog, but when I discovered it was his wig, I was disappointed.

“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my…”

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Cl…”

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”

“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”