I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time.

“I have a good ear for music, just like Van Gogh had a good ear for art.”

“I hate when I'm at the grocery store and the person checking me out asks, "Pape…”

“My favorite unit of time is the hour, because I collect them and store as many …”

“Thor pushes the empty wheelbarrow by me and I decide to say something. “Wheelba…”