I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I c…”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”

“I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the on…”