I told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.

“I sleep on my side. And if you’re not on my side, you’re against me.”

“I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.”

“I saw myself in a piece of glass that wasn’t a mirror. Was that my doppelganger…”

“One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture de…”