I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size of your leg.

“If there was a moment that determined the course of my future, I'm pretty sure …”

“I was hoping you’d come out and get me." I put my hands on my hips and cocked m…”

“You can talk the talk but you can’t walk the walk.”His eyes narrowed in challen…”

“If wishes were fishes, this whole place would really stink.”