I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get rid of it.

“I was driving to another girl’s house who’s not my girl, and I saw a red sign b…”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where …”

“A blanket can be a statement—a generalization and truism covering a multitude o…”

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hank…”