I tried to make it out in the moment, while we were making out, but now I’ve got it. That odor was fish!

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“Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird becaus…”

“I’m sure I look memorable in my tuxedo, and she looks gorgeous in her wedding g…”

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”