I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind of morning person I am with no coffee.

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for t…”

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, base…”

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to c…”

“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the …”